| Hello everyone, I’m ___ (name) and I’m | | | | you all look fantastic! Thank you everyone for |
| the best man, as they say, of this grand occasion. | | | | coming over despite the busy schedules and the |
| You see, ____ (groom) and I met, and decided | | | | distance some of you have to go through. |
| to become friends since then, at a parking lot | | | | Thanks also for those who prepared the food |
| many years ago when we were both looking for | | | | and the venue, it was superb! |
| a space and there was only one vacant. When he | | | | Let me tell everyone that this guy right here |
| decided to give it to me, I knew right then | | | | (points groom) is such a weirdo. He gives the |
| he’s a good guy. And I was not wrong! He | | | | bank teller something to do by depositing money |
| was a good guy indeed for giving me the parking | | | | every payday. He never gives some housekeeper |
| space, and the job I have to go an interview for | | | | a job by not hiring them since his place is already |
| that day. And today, again, for choosing me as | | | | clean and organized. He doesn’t pity his boss |
| your best man, thank you for being so | | | | for always giving him salary because he always |
| kindhearted. | | | | goes to work. And most especially, he gives the |
| However, you owe me one for this event – | | | | rabbi an additional person to counsel by going to |
| you have erased one of the single ladies on the | | | | church every Sunday morning. And of course, |
| top list by marrying the lovely _____ (bride), | | | | these two (points bride and groom) are |
| slimming my chance of discovery and be a family | | | | accomplice in everything they do. What a waste! |
| man myself. (pretend to sob). Joking aside, I am | | | | But seriously, you two will make an awesome |
| happy for you both. _____ (bride) I know, and | | | | couple, you bring out the best in each other. So |
| everyone here knows, that you are such a lovely | | | | the best of luck and best wishes may be with |
| woman. We all know that you be a lovely wife to | | | | you both. Congratulations. |
| this handsome groom. So thank you for tying the | | | | Everyone, join me please in a toast for _____ |
| knot with him and our very gracious apology by | | | | and _____ ‘s happy, contented married |
| the way, for his romantic behaviors because you | | | | lives. |
| might have diabetes in the long run. Don’t tell | | | | Growing up, I was always known as the affluent |
| me I didn’t warn you because I have said it | | | | speaker in my circle of friends. Everyone knows |
| so. | | | | me as someone who can speak to anyone and |
| I would like to thank the bride’s and the | | | | make a fun and interesting conversation out of |
| groom’s parents for their support to our | | | | nowhere. That is probably why I am always being |
| lovely couple. To our maid of honor and | | | | asked to give speeches with best man jokes at |
| bridesmaids as well in helping our bride in preparing | | | | weddings, graduations, and celebrations of other |
| herself for this event, thank you. By the way, | | | | kinds. My specialty is weddings. |