Don't Sit at a Dirty Table and Look Grossed Out

I have never understood this one, so maybe theseconds they look down at the filthy table with a
RCs out there can help me out. You come into alook of pure revulsion, and then they look around
restaurant to eat. It could be a "Please Seatto make sure plenty of people are observing their
Yourself" coney island, or a place with a host.horrendous set of circumstances.
At the coney. Every table in the restaurant isOf course you are disgusted, the table is FILTHY!
either occupied,or dirty. As I see it, you've gotWhich is why you should have went with option
two options. You can turn around and head rightnumber two: Wait Until Someone Cleans a Table
back out the door, because clearly this isn't theFor You So it is Suitable For You to Sit At!! I am
place you want to have lunch. Or, if you'regoing to let you in on a huge secret. The bussers
starving and don't have the motivation to findhave been doing this for months, even years, and
another place to dine, you can approach thethey will continue to do it according to the
cashier (or a busboy, or a server, or anyprocess, and the timetable that they always do it
employee you can find) and POLITELY ask ifin. This may not be as speedy as you would like,
someone will clean a table for you- and then waitbut I GUARANTEE to you that sitting at a dirty
until they are able to accomplish this for you.table will not cause the staff to get the table
At the restaurant equipped with a host. Again,clean for you any quicker, and, I hate to say this,
every table is occupied, with the exception ofbut they will probably take longer as a result of
two or three, and they are dirty. The hostyour ridiculous behaviour.
informs you that it will be a short wait, maybeBottom line is this: if you're in too much of a
ten minutes or so, and they will have a tablehurry to wait for a clean table, or if you are too
ready for you. Your two options here, (as I seemuch of a diva to wait, then avail yourself of the
it) are pretty much the same as above. Leave, orfirst option I outlined above: Leave and go find
wait.another restaurant. Because by seating yourself
But alas! There is apparently a third option, andat the dirty table you've communicated two
RCs choose to avail themselves of this optionthings to the staff: (A) you're kind of gross, aren't
way more often than they should. What is thisyou? I would never sit at a filthy table at a
deplorable, mind-numbingly irritating practice thatrestaurant! I mean, never! and (B) you are a really
EVERY restaurant employee hates, and EVERYdifficult person who will drive the server and the
restaurant customer should be ashamed to do?rest of the staff insane, and then stiff the server
The RCs march themselves over to a dirty tablewhen it comes to the tip. I apologize to those of
and sit down. They fix a traumatized andyou who are offended (you've probably sat at a
thoroughly disgusted look on their faces, and scandirty table a time or two in your life, haven't you?
the dining room frantically and angrily for the firstAdmit it!) but I'm just saying.
server that will walk past them. Every 15 to 20