Humor

[mAESDlo]

anecdotes, jokes are the merry histories
Generally we cheer ourselves) "

[Omadeus]

why to , do not sleep, transfer all themes, which do not relate down the section.

[Omadeus]

ok, but would be better, so that everything would be clearly from the sections, and the everything pell-mell.
(Addition)
make it the individual section of and let down . so this somewhat dull it is received somehow

[mAESDlo]

this is what it is possible to do before WORD:
1 hitching post:
Is discovered Word, we gather the text: “= rand (200,99)”
We press Enter and hold 3 seconds…
It is amazing, but this they cannot explain even beside icrosoft…
2 hitching post:
Write beside Word the phrase: “I wish to avoid service before the army” (precisely thus
write), and then read commentary on the isolated error and
be fastened above the truth of the life Of smile
Notes: gather text before without the quotation marks Of laughing
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Manning table of polar
1. H of expedition - 1 person
2. wife of the commander of expedition - 3 people
3. p on cooling y - 5 people
4. peddler of - 12 people
5. worker of y of the exchange of currency - 10 people
6. p of snow based on ppy - 1 person
7. p of the bears: to the first bear - not less than 1 persons, after the first bear - it is less than 1 persons
8. p - 20 people (without the complexes, not to p of 30 years)
9. pp of expedition - on y of p
10. specialist, who knows before all languages of py: as is cold, we ! - 1 person
11. p of tumbling uproar against the standard - 1 person
12. yp of canine yp - 1 person
13. Feldman canine yp - 1 person
14. dog - they
15. Specialist, who knows y to go - 1 person
16. specialist, who knows, why y to go - 1 person
17. Radio operator - 1 person (with its p or p vote)
18. Subchasers down p - 8 people
19. desiring to p p - 1 person
20. pyp on the cruising (p) - 1 person.
21. of ice - 1 man
22. of ice - 1 man (blond)
23. Triturator- masseurs - 75 man
24. freezing - that, whom triturate - 1 man (blond)
(Addition)
and ...... more
, I . Picoamperes reason terrible is the poverty of my of creator and the low level of technology before our country I not to cause what - to your . Therefore to Of , , themselves you what - important for to file, and by the stalemate of of picoamperes of of another to . at the point of and .





The hitching post of №1- of super-, I similar did not know…

[mAESDlo]

Return of the bronze soldier
Beyond the eve on May 9, 2007 Estonia began the procedure of the dismantling of memorial by that been killed before the Second World War. They plan to transfer bronze soldier on the cemetery.
After unknowns transferred memorial back only three days.
Estonia transferred soldier it ago and displayed protection.
On June 22, 2007 at 4 A.M. Russian bombers discarded in Estonia 3000 bronze memorials.
In the course of the month Estonia assembled them before the entire country.
Memorial, created with the help of Tzereteli, drag over anywhere it could not. Simply they draped it.
On the Border Russia and Estonia were built tens of catapults with the new memorials
Thus far Estonians were diverted on them - under they did a dug-out. Before the morning October 2007 from under the earth began grow as fungi, tens of memorials.
The thus far regular troops of Estonia gathered everything which grew, 30 floating memorials nailed to the coast. She forced the Naval forces of Estonia by bronze soldiers against the earth.
Meanwhile, with the help of the company LEGO it was possible to carry out surprise sabotage. The sympathizing nationals of Estonia in November 2007 gathered 57 additional statues.
Estonia called to help the troops of NATO.
Russia answered as far as volley from “the Katyusha rocket launchers” and medium-range missiles with the warheads.
For New Year the space troops of Russia put into orbit the giant-size figure of bronze soldier, wonderfully observed based on all corners of the small country.
Estonian of kamikaze - could not shoot down celestial body from the knife rests.
Local telephone operators covered SMS with the words “bronze soldiers”.
Before Estonia they introduced inhibit at the point of the word “bronze”.
On February 23, 2008 to all men of Estonia is alien by mail postcard with the bronze soldier.
The hospitals of Estonia are overfilled by patients with .





On May 9, 2008 Estonia was put.
(Addition)
Children about Lenin
Earlier (before time) there was anyone for the children nearer than Lenin, but now Lenin - is madly distant from the rising generation.
Here are the results of interrogation on the theme “Lenin - this…”, carried out before the Moscow school of №686 (from the 1st through the 11th class).
Thus, Lenin - this… (it is printed with the author's orthography and the punctuation. - ..)
Lenin - , or , near the magazine
Vol., 1 “A” class.
I know that this the surname of man. The songs write on Lenin.
Masha h., 1 “A” class.
Men. He is artist.
Nikita p., 1 “A” class.
It already died. It has . They rolled it beside the mummy in 1924.
s., 1 “A” class.
But beside and it . which from us is far.
Tanya b., 1 “A” class.
Lenin this is the composer
Darya Q., 2 “A” class.
a) I think that Lenin this mathematician.
b) I know that all metro it did Lenin





This is the one who beside of .
This of men from Ul'yanovsk which drove off and killed tsar, to at the point of the brother.
Yegor g., 2 “B” class.
Great conqueror.
It overthrew many kings.
Arene Q., 2 “B” class.
Lenin transported on the train beside some city. But then its they became to name buildings.
Ales s., 2 “A” class.
Lenin this .
Alexander e., 2 “A” class.
It was Of . After Lenin's death was the city named not , but Petersburg.
Christina O., 4 “B” class.
Lenin this was . He was not very good person, on the fact that he took away in the rich of money and he gave to their poor and before all proved to be poor. Still it did revolution.
Ulyan p., 4 “B” class.
1. first man. Already Lenin can be named hero because it won war. But now Lenin it is simple twig. But there was ruler!
Poly-on a., 4 “A” class.
1. ruler of the USSR (been).
2. it was very strict and . Before the second world it was of Russian army.
Dmitriy v., 5 “A” class.
I know that Lenin was a good person. They poisoned it. Its body was maintained because its .
v., 5 “B” class.
Lenin - this is the man, who completed revolution. It very many people executed. It someone killed (like aunt). And still it showed before hand he far and said: “You go… Iditol”.
Lisa r., the 5th class.
Lenin - this grand-dad which did revolution. It helped poor and took away equipment in rich. I do not know as it died, but it poor uncle.





Lenin - seems Democrat or he . Now it lies against the mausoleum, before the honor it is named Leningrad city, it completed revolution, still it devised that all people they were equal.
d., 6 “A” class.
Lenin - well-known person, who dealt for the sake of the investment of money in the development of the Soviet Union.
Daniel d., 7 “B” class.
It has the nurse - arene Of .
Barbara v., 8 “B” class.
Lenin is already dead. He died and was designated instead of himself Stalin. It is in more detail, before the manual at the point of the 9th class on the history.
Ilya k., 9 “A” class.
based on materials the newspaper “Moscow Komsomol member” from 22.04.2006
(Addition)
and still:
Signs” 13 signs of the fact that you are the fool
1. you never they request to make face simpler.
2. you have before the hand of map, but not whom more them already does not have.
3. you all affectionately call and entertain by .
4. you have it is many .
5. you smoke tobacco, you steal matches, you kiss girls.
6. parents found you before the hors d oeuvre.
7. you finished special school with the chocolate medal.
8. you killed someone, but to you at the point of this nothing there was nothing.
9. you require that the wife would turn away, when you make .
10. you ate the history of disease in order to go beside the army.
11. You will peel off based on in all swing beside the goalkeeper, while I that to the right discovered I cost.
12. In you negative IQ.
13. To you it draws!

[Omadeus]

, I now the beginnings of to study much that is in all redeemed, but I did not know similar)

[mAESDlo]

Denis writes:
, I now the beginnings of to study much that is in all redeemed, but I did not know similar)
now you will know) "

[Omadeus]

will have classmates to show in the school on computerized information processing) let they )

[mAESDlo]

Denis writes:
will have classmates to show in the school on computerized information processing) let they )
hitching post about the army - they ) ")

[Omadeus]

aha) no one yet avoided) " I before THIS I DO NOT BELIEVE!

[mAESDlo]

“The recollections of one ”
They were somehow beyond the detached mission friendly collective, above one they decided to banter and tossed up to it before the departure beside the trunk the pile of .
They were returned home, wife in it disassembles trunk and detects THIS!!!
A silent question before the eyes husbands, associate rapidly it reacted down that our resourceful - “yes this to all gave, simply I my did not use”.
Close military garrison the week: wives interrogated the husbands where of

[Omadeus]

In the mom Of was born another twins, and father tells :





Next day is returned from the school, and his father requests:
- Well as, that to you did say the teacher?
- She congratulated our family with the birth of child.
Father, by the angry tone:
- As this OF CHILD? Why you did not say that was born the twins?
- A of the second I saved up down the following week
Teacher in the school:
- The children, such as you do know medicines?
Masha:
- .
Ivan:
- Aspirin.
Bustling:
- Coal activated…
:
- VIAGRA…
-??? But say, , from what this Viagra?
- As from what? - From the diarrhea!
-??? How from the diarrhea? Based on what you did take?
- A mom each evening gives to dad one tablet and speaks: “On, take Viagra, can this %% in you it will solidify…”
, say, who comes down you for New Year - bearded, before the red sheath?
- Grand-dad Moroz!
- Is correct, ! But who even with it comes?
keeps silent.
- Well, , well who is this girl with the sand bar?

[mAESDlo]

Denis writes:
, say, who comes down you for New Year - bearded, before the red sheath?
- Grand-dad Moroz!
- Is correct, ! But who even with it comes?
keeps silent.
- Well, , well who is this girl with the sand bar?





Armature plate metal
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[kadrena_k]

mAESTro picture severe lay out to vapor of such, I know in you there is.





Yes, photo is

[Omadeus]

Addition)

[Omadeus]

) you do wish still I will lay out ?

[Xel13]

What does make the blond costing in ? the electronic post office

[mAESDlo]

One blond is alien to the second:
- Listen to, I here the teapot of , and water remained….What for the sake of to make?
- A you place it before the cooler, hot water will always prove useful

[mAESDlo]

Entire truth about the blonds
Blonds go along the street and talk:





I do not can, I of house forgot…
- A, well then sms- ku write!
Blond, descending based on the weights:
- To , these courses of the development of intellect actually work: in the last month my brain bulked on one-and-a-half kilogram!
Blond, who finished chemistry department, it tells the friend:
- I will here bring to itself down the eyes nitride of boron, , polyethylene, quartz, pumice, kaolin, , carnauba wax, phenoxyethanol, dehydroacetic acid, , , , to Meek and dyes, and I will be beautiful- beautiful!
The blond with the bandaged arm and the strut comes down the traumatologist:
- Which besides you did happen?
- I included vacuum cleaner, and he hammered me by current beside the hand.
- A with the strut that?
- I him also hammered…
- That does speak the blond, when by her beside the beaker they do pour milk?
- “This wine I yet not saw!”
Blond in the doctor:
- Doctor, with me is created something wrong. It is worthwhile at the point of me although to a little drink alcohol, as it insurmountably pulls me to the men!
- Tack, diagnosis are clear. Do not be disturbed, everything will be good. But, for the beginning, not to pass to us on the glass?
Two blonds conduct secular conversation.
- You would know, down what elegant fellow I recently was introduced! - says the first, tender, courteous, and he always understands, what I wish. Even it finished the special courses of pick-up!
- A that this is such - pick-up?
- Well, this ability correctly to be turned with the women. You did not have time even to , and AP - immediately you prove to be in its bed!





I please to focus attention - this tower is built three thousand years ago.
- You do not say stupidities, smiles blond, indeed now only 2008- y year!





You, traffic cops, not you ! Only yesterday they themselves took away my laws, and you today expect that I will show them you!
Blond - to blond:
- You before the course, which in order to connect sweater, is necessary three sheep!
- That you speak! But I even did not know that they know how to tie.

[mAESDlo]

Journal of the p combat porpoise
12.04.03 p down y. p Of of p us before the basin said,
what we - p. In order this to py, we p this
twenty p. In flew the echo depth finder. At the point of this Of it forced us
to be driven out on the fins.
16.04.03 cleaned basin by y brush. Took y y of swallows from the p
of police, but of its p gave out y for p. -
p is p.
20.04.03 sailed p-p of 50 miles with complete unpacking. p of y
py, y on p to y forced us entire py
to snap “pp, pp, Of ”. Echo depth finders flew y of ichthyologists and
p before py of 40 miles.
2.05.03 p Of of p with The p cats because they
they named its p p pig. Most offensive, that it is.
Cats beat up py Of . We beat up sealskin. Then p of swallow from
of p police they beat up all, including . It cost for this
to y on y.
6.05.03 passed test on the rescue y with the p emergence down the given one
p. p beside p did not move out, py down y after dinner,
but it swore, that the mission fulfilled. By p on py they imparted that the beaches
p of p because of the attacks of the y porpoise. p
to p to clean by y brush dock for the aircraft carrier.
10.05.03 p Of based on the p emergence of p of yy of p y
and y by its napalm. It promised to share for the sake of shoals. Captain y
p Of under p at the point of py of napalm p from its ammunition load.
11.05.03 yp the shoals Of p Of . H p p.
12.05.03 chased on p of p p. p to
two pp and p p p. By p the captain
y of p us before the basin said that p of p
sixty million years ago. H to be apologized p Of p Of …
13.05.03 mended p p. p py several
p, beside the p even p p p. It is similar, about p
y nevertheless makes mistakes.
17.06.03 joint of y with the seals. Task - of preventing to them from py on
y of submarines of the type “Ohio”. Ha, we saw these Pinnipedia…
18.06.03 H matter itself - did not see. These bastards of p under
scuba divers. It h scuba divers y us there were no py. p
on the p to y on them attacked y - they also y, that this
scuba divers. Today the seals of y us down y from the y fins.
20.07.03 p ended to clean doc.
25.08.03 sailed to pp y pp p. Entire p
it sneezes, is satisfied only p Of - it p, that p of p.
18.10.03 H to the base of p - p, something y beside y.
Leaves are cancelled. Entire p of py beside the power-feed.
19.10.03 the bar “Of p-pp” me and caught py of the p
police. H p - p p, the beak will heal as p
y of p before the place.
22.10.03 “p” - unclean iron p. It can't be helped. p
“pp, p, Of ” and “this y based on the great pp reef”.
23.10.03 captain complained themselves yy, which floor- crew lies
by y p. They promised more not to p
24.10.03 y p, that we y to p with the py! Everything before
shock. p recalled that its y lived under py. This somewhere
before p or on p. p of y us y to p: “Yop of tivoju of mat”,
which means on py: “py, as you ” and “Pijets”, which means
“Thanks”. Of it p, that it encountered for the sake of the py on the remote
East. From its p all becomes y.
25.08.03 we mark time! y - 400 m. py to p.
of 26.08.03 p are py. p floated to p. Reaction of the py
it was inadequate. p, fin y before p to y of p two days.
The y captain of p to become acquainted said that his y Of p.
y of pp: “Who is? Morjov?” y p dragged away their
captain, having at the same time explained that it precisely indicates “Yop of tivoju of mat”. On the whole,
p easily was adjusted.
27.08.03 Hpy sea state of five balls. y p, that this .
H to lag y, y we also p.
28.08.03 sea state of ten balls. y p y of py -
whether this. p it answered, that this is not , but as far as complete thanks and today we
not p.
29.08.03 Let us p down underwater p. H sandbags and
p of pp. y p before the bottom trenches. We place aluminum p.
y dig before the bottom of pit and they p by their y of p. H of p,
y they do not place p, p p answered, that p - this for
, and they - pp. p sometimes they go to us to p.
10.09.03 y boil by napalm of y before ballast p of the underwater
to boat. They p, what this is - bath. They yp, which before it is possible
to be washed and y of all to p. py great fin p, that before
to its tribe on great p similar made in order to y p
y. It - our sole p.
11.09.03 y p py beside our pp p, it is necessary to only pp. py of p beside itself of p
hour said that y - son.
14.10.03 because of p of cold and warm layers of water it moved out p
p p. Radio not p because of the strong natural interferences.





16.10.03 send to p aid y of py. Captain p of p of y
py of y and its y. Ball of y of p. p of half-hour of py
y of p with the p response. p gave to us several balls and p,
in order to p not of p, they - naval y. With p
y p.
5.11.03 captains of yp of p of y by p. y sail very
p. With the technology they p to y. Latter p it had to be
py combat - p of their p of Belov- Medvedev. y
p of p to begin based on exponential y. not of p
y beside The p - y it p flange on y. p showed several
p of cat. H greatly p - nevertheless it fine person, although bastard.
After the response Belov- Medvedev p to p p, p p py.
Then it made from the p a house and p its fin. Then one more,
a little more. And p by its tail. p house it p by nose.
p itself conquered. We p y of py p, does not ache y
it head. It leniently answered, what head - is the bone and to be ill not
can. To only y beside it after this p p y.
18.12.03 y as the gesture of p will p to us its y
pp. pp is actually , y us y, only very heavy. A
even magnetic tapes very py to p and p is small. pp
p of p of day got out of order. p rang to py and he said that
y it . y answered, that for y of pp there is the hammer
before the special seat. p said that he does not know that with it to make.
y p so that it not them the brains would order to p for the demonstrative
py. p of py based on py with the p brightness before
eyes and y by hammer on ppy. pp of p. p
pp.
23.02.04 in py some p of the y of p. y to note.
To reject y. They noted to yp. We y of them to p
“Captain ” and “yyy…”, and they us: “p” and “p p”.
Latter song some is pessimistic. H of yp, that when -y
we y it to p.
24.02.04 H p, y that of p noted with the py.
25.02.04 H p, y that of p noted with the py.
26.02.04 p Of finally of y he said that p vodka of p -
p. By p p “p p”
30.03.04 p found the finally y object. It some p and
it is a little similar down very y of py. p y it to investigate. p
it p, that this p of y not p. H of p how precisely, to explain not
it was able, but he said that by tail it y. We everything before p p.
31.03.04 To h to investigate not y. From p climbed some py,
similar down , but with the very great heads. p said that
it pp in ufo and y beside p. y went to y contact,
but py of p down it y- that y annealed y fins.
We p above the bags, and py before the trenches.
2.04.04 we sit against the bags. All this a little p, almost sporadically we
by seals they chased y from the y beaches. y are very evil - they p
the day not of y to pp its bath.
5.04.04 and Belov- Medvedev about by something of y. H p to me this.
6.04.04 and Belov- Medvedevs y- that washed off. Based on p of p
some fuss reaches.
7.04.04 p py and they ordered us to go to pp before p, and also
to p tadpoles. Belov- Medvedev appears very satisfied.
it p down it cautiously. Tadpoles and py p of p.
H p p for the surfacing. To part pitifully. We are exchanged
by yp - py p to us vests, and we by them - green p.
22.06.04 something y beside Pacific Ocean. y is satisfied as sperm whale,
it imparted on py that we H WILL WORK WITH THE RUSSIANS!!!
(Addition)
From the journal of the schoolboy
On November 10.





On December 9.
They knocked with the fellows based on the garage. H the third approach rusty jumped and broke down to itself strut, I then jumped and he broke down to him hand. H I know, as it tomorrow before the gypsum knock will be.
On December 12.
Mathematician grows brown not on the days. She today said that I in no way know mathematics and she placed to me before the journal some number.
On December 13.
Dreamed bare with the saber and the globe. Was explained everything badly. H it did not memorize.
On December 17.
It played on the paternal computer in DOOM. Then somewhat it played a little beside “”, also , it reached the third level. H taxes me .
On December 22.





On January 4.





On January 20.
They went to fight beside the parallel class. We did them! They beat up us.
On January 21.





On January 25.
Mother helps me to be occupied in the chemistry, and father - on the behavior.
On February 5.
H the strike of teachers! We by entire class wrote letter to government, that it is first necessary to pay off with the miners and the pensioners.
On February 15.
Five in the physics yesterday at long last was obtained. After the lesson of villages, it accurately calculated average evaluation - at the point of quarter it is nevertheless received by 1,88. H something to make. Arguments of the type physicist - the freak of father no longer convince.
On February 20.
thinks that HSH - this is hydrogen sulfide. Umor!
On February 23.
He thought about the army. To go there unwillingness. Still they will kill. It can, bring two children? H, parents will kill. And who this army did devise? It would kill!
On March 4.
Hurray! I have pimples! It will be possible to be smeared “By ” together with the peasants from the class!
On March 7.
Glanced under the cup. What it there fool!
On March 15.
Mother shouted down the father, that it began on the rams to run. Yes… Here and it grew up millboard, but I did not note…
On March 20.
It is interesting, who such Jews and why them does not love my father? H to request in Of . Its father, interestingly, also does not love?
On March 24.
H grow spiritually, more to read. Paternal pager read before the sleep. Much thought…
On April 1.
Mother says that if I will badly learn, me before kiosk minders they will not take. But I do not wish before kiosk minders, I will be auditor…
(Addition)
Journal of Of
On July 18. I tried to ring down bbs. I heard, that this is very interesting and it is amusing. I cannot . I do not know that I make incorrectly.
On July 19. one of the workers of computer magazine said to me that the modem was necessary to me. I do not know, why. probably, they wish me to prick. they that, do think, I nothing do understand, that whether?
On July 22. I bought modem. I do not know, as he works. he is connected neither down the monitor nor down the printer.
On July 23. finally modem is connected. the son of adjacent units (to it nine years) did this for me. but modem still does not work. I cannot be connected based on bbs.
On July 25. this neighborly son of nine years brought programs to me. he such clever. he is in any event clever than these fellows in the computer magazine, who sold modem to me. they even did not say to me that in order to ring on the modem, to me were necessary the specific routines. I am confident, that they this do not know. it is interesting, why on the posterior wall of the modem two telephone breaks, when is necessary only one? and why on it is written phone? I nevertheless cannot connect him for the sake of the telephone rosette on the wall. I think that the sound of modem is very ! however, neighbors came running down noise. neighborly son said that it is possible to disconnect sound.
On July 26. what such the Internet? I thought that the Internet and bbs this is one and the same. I before the confusion.
On July 27. the neighborly son of nine years showed me how to put to use . I said to it that he must be genius, if he examines all this. he said that he is genius before the comparison for the sake of me. possibly, it fibs.
On July 28. I tried to today. I tried to speak beside the computer, but nothing it occurred. it is probably, necessary to buy microphone.
On July 29. I found this thing as conferences! staggering.
On July 30. these people before the conferences use capital letters. how in them this is received? I never understood how to print capital letters. probably, they have another keyboard.
On July 31. I H IN H, WHERE I BOUGHT COMPUTER IN ORDER TO BE COMPLAINED, THAT IN H H OF KEYS WITH H BY LETTERS. H SAID THAT H H CAPS LOCK. WHY H IMMEDIATELY H SPOKE ABOUT THIS?! I SAID TO THEM THAT IN H HH KEYBOARD. I SAID THAT IN H H OF KEY SHIFT IS MORE THAN ANOTHER. H SAID THAT THIS H. I SAID THAT I H WISH HH KEYBOARD, I WISH H KEYBOARD. H, THEN THAT I SAID TO THEM, WAS HH, BECAUSE WAS GATHERED ENTIRE DEPARTMENT OF , IN ORDER TO LISTEN TO MY H.
On August 1. I H TO ECHO SU.CHAINIK. H SAID THAT THERE I CAN OBTAIN THE RESPONSES H ALL MY QUESTIONS. I SENT THERE 44 QUESTIONS ABOUT THE COMPUTERS AND HH. I H TO SOON OBTAIN RESPONSE.
On August 2. I H TO ECHO, H RU.ANEKDOT. I SOLVED THERE OF H ABOUT THE PULLET, WHICH H… HA! I WAS ONLY H H, THAT THE LETTER REFERRED TO BY H; THEREFORE I SENT 56 ADDITIONAL TIMES HIM.
On August 3. I CONTINUE TO HEAR ABOUT SOME H H. I H H THOUGHT THAT THE SPIDERS ARE SUCH HEALTHY…
On August 4. MODERATOR ANSWERED AS FAR AS H MY QUESTIONS IN SU.CHAINIK. RESPONSES WERE H. I THUS WAS ANGERED, THAT H ARE EVERYTHING, THAT I ABOUT H THINK, BEFORE TO ECHO. I WAS H H, THAT THE LETTER REFERRED TO, I H ANY CASE SENT IT 22 ADDITIONAL TIMES.
On August 5. SOMEONE SAID H TO READ A LITTLE FAQ. PERHAPS H H H, THAT FAQ DO WRITE ONLY FOR THE BLUNT?
On August 6. SOMEONE SAID H, SO THAT I WOULD DISCONTINUE TO SHOUT BEFORE EACH LETTER. IDIOT. I H SHOUT! I GENERALLY H TALK! I PRINT. AS SOON AS SUCH H THEY START BESIDE THE NET.
On August 7. Why is necessary the button Of caps Of lock, if it cannot be pressed? H was buy keyboard without this key. It would cost more cheaply.
On August 8. To me is alien letter about how it is possible to earn many money! I before the enthusiasm. I will earn the pile of money. I fulfilled all instructions, ascribed my name it at the end and transmitted letter beside each to echo, which it could find.
On August 9. It finished to write for my letters. It occupied only of six kilos-byte. H to somewhat work above it…
On August 10. It read beside some echo about the fact that of must of die. I read several letters and comprehended that must be erased based on face of the earth. There remained only to learn, who such .
On August 11. I requested about that, where it is possible to take the latter version Of tetris. One fellow said to me that it is necessary to for the sake of the address 2:50 **/****. I sought, but he did not find this conference.
On August 12. I requested before all , what it is to . I cannot request neighborly son, which this indicates. Parents do not start it more to me before guests. They indicate that each time, being returned from me, it laughs without ceasing, so that cannot either eat, or sleep, or make lessons. I do not know that before this of ridiculous. In me, probably a poor sense of humor. In RU.ANEKDOT for some reason was not pleased my anecdote about the pullet. H, they love only anecdotes about The . I obtained many responses down my letter about the pullet, but there were there only symbols @#$%^, and one letter from , but before it also nothing it was written, only
.
On August 13. I sent one additional letter beside each to echo, with a question, what it is to and where it is located 2:50 **/****. I forgot to yesterday use my new , he occupies only of eight kilos-byte. I think that to each it will interestingly know my dear song from “”, so that I included it in . I so think to ascribe five additional , which I devised yesterday, to those ten, which I decided to enter.
On August 14. I cannot fall on BBS. Sysop left to me statement so that I no longer would ring down his station
On August 15. I learned, that in the city there are still BBS! H them also it is possible to ring…

[Guto]

the real case from the life, will be many letters so that be adjusted…
Am cost I (I) and (M) before the pair of computerized information processing. Fits my (natural blond) and he speaks (its phrase they will be Yu):
Yu: - I the yesterday whole evening gathered abstract and learned all buttons on the keyboard, and where they are located.
M: - and even button “of any”?
Yu: - what still button “of any”
I: - well you that never saw, as it is written on the monitor: “press of any of key”?
Yu: - well it saw…
M: - well thus it did find this button?
Yu: - no… strangely…
Bell down the pair resounds, we go, we are set at the point of . Blond sits next to me. I note that she begins to fixedly examine keyboard… through minutes 15 I it I tell:
I: - , you still on the systemic unit look…
Yu: - and well yes, here computers old, could still on the keyboard at that time this button not do… - and it to
I: - , you that do make?
Yu: - the button “of any” I seek.
I: - So you it not …
Yu: - A, well yes. . in computerized information processing to request. Nikolai Ivan…
I: - , pancake, there is no such button! !
and its latter phrase simply kills me:
Yu: - and why?

[Mayonka]

Guta, simply super-!
I і so, ailment throat cabbage soup і і.

[Guto]

thus, the evil anecdote:
Hospital. They bring old grandmother with the shot through elbow. Makes successfully operation.
Next day the doctor:
But - grandmother as zh you so?
- that I, son, wished life by suicide to finish…
-????
- children and grandsons in the city… forgot me… husband it died year ago… why to me this life?!
- well, and where you pistol did take?
- so from the husband it remained… based on the war still…
- it is agreeable, well, and why they fired that against the elbow?!
- well, I made as husband he taught: “we retreat two fingers from the nipple…”