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1973 The story about my Hooker
Linda the redhead picked me up every week on Thursday. Where did you meet her? A telephone rang, “Hello my name’s Linda, Kenny. And I’d like to go to bed with you.” “Good, do you snore?” “No.” “Good, then you won’t keep me up.” “I’ll pick you up at seven o’clock. Have fifty dollars ready.” “Okay.” I guess she wanted fifty dollars to keep her from snoring. So she picked me up in her car and we went to the motel. It was a nice clean motel. She took off all her clothes and took a shower. I took off all my clothes and took a shower. Then we had sex together. After we spent an hour together we got dressed and talked about different things. After we talked, we took another shower. Later, we drove around and found a restaurant. She said, “I’ll treat you.” I said “Okay.” We had a sandwich together. She was beautiful. I said, “Linda, please marry me.” “I can’t.” “Why not?” “I don’t know.” “What do you mean you don’t know. A grown woman like you must know something.” “I must be stupid like your father, what can I do?” “Everybody can’t be smart like me, Linda. I’m just looking for a wife for myself that’s all. I’m very serious because when my parents die off they’re gonna put me somewhere.” “Well, you go where they put you, that’s all.” So, that’s the story of Linda the redhead. Linda was the best I ever had. |
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